make it easy, make it fun

What bugs me?
~food in my teeth
~food in your teeth
~wayward facial hair
~egg in soup
~mornings
~teachers who silently judge
~10% tips
~fruit in food, i like my fruit by itself thank-you
~leopard print
~lighters out of fluid
~quoting philosophers or self-help books
~bugs flying around my head while i try to sleep
~private school girls
things i like
~feline head butts
~watching polaroids develop
~when it gets dark early
~being out in a city at night
~waking up in the country
~loud music
~boys and guitars, at the same time
~filet mignon, medium rare
~kisses and hugs from my kids
~20% tippers
~ hair cuts with razors
~wearing black