the picture was left on the back porch

A while ago, late at night, fueled by a need for revenge i placed a profile on a dating sight. I left it there for about eight hours, or one sleep.
As, i've said before i'm really not interested in dating.
Within minutes of placing my picture and a profile that said "i'm not interested and i'm taking this down in the morning," my inbox started beeping with messages. In that one night of sleep eighteen men added me to their favourites and asked me out on a date.
I pictured a room in a Monty Python movie filled with men in varying degrees of dress sitting at their laptops and someone rang a bell and yelled "Fresh meat!"