help wanted

Hello world.
Seeking
One blogger type person very familiar with Movable Type to redesign my site to my very anal expectations. Also provide ongoing technical support.
Must like pretty things.
No caricatures.
Knowledge of feedburner, audioscrobbler, ad content and general geekiness. Bring it on.
Willing to negotiate a fare wage or an exchange of children and/or dogs for service.
Respond here.
**UPDATE**
My blog is totally going to kick your blogs ass!
My old and very dear friend, whom i once had a huge crush on, is going to work on it for me. In between his time doing websites (UK) for Coldplay.
I feel very happy.