hit me with your best shot

June 6, 2006

in i crack me up

Last in this series. I promise. With the school year wrapping up and shane in his busiest season at work things have been crazy. Did i tell you he's off to VEGAS on the weekend? Well, he is. For five days.
So, husband battles.

  • in a pinch olive oil will work as a lubricant.
  • in a pinch oil of oregano works wonders on cold sores, but burns like shit.
  • in a pinch don't mistake the oil of oregano for olive oil.
  • if, while playing softball you rip your pants, it's better to let your husband have his fun and rip them off you rather than trying in vain to save your favourite pair of pants.

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

Jen June 7, 2006 at 12:13 am

NO! Not your favorite pair. Some things are sacred, after all. Sorry about the oregano oil. Yikes.

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mama_tulip June 7, 2006 at 6:27 am

This is all invaluable information.

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Irene June 7, 2006 at 7:23 am

oh. my.
and I don’t know if it will make you feel any better, but my husband is going to Australia for 3 weeks.

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mrs darling June 7, 2006 at 8:16 am

A lubricant? Is this referring to what I think it is or is my mind going where it ought not? ROFL

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blackbird June 7, 2006 at 11:17 am

I too, find myself hoping you were referring to some type of mechanics with #1…
although I have no real objections to other possiblities.

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Ada June 7, 2006 at 12:14 pm

Olive Oil
mmmmmm
I love it. Use it on my hair too.
Never thought about lubrication though – I’ll give it a try next time…

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jenB June 7, 2006 at 8:18 pm

i am pro-lubrication period.

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Walker June 7, 2006 at 10:55 pm

There should be a rule about if you rip them off you buy a new pair.
I won’t even get into what I’ve had to replace in the past.
Have a nice day

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debbie June 8, 2006 at 1:18 pm

man, i don’t know how you do it with shane going away…this week has been my first single parenting adventure with the boys (dave gets back saturday) and it has been fun, tiring and infuriating all at the same time! did i mention that i’m PMSing?? UGH.

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