runaway bulleted lists

February 15, 2006

in the barnyard in my backyard

  • i'm learning some html ho-ho!
  • chair's revenge for my valentine slacker husband is too good not to share "Run him a nice sexy hot bath -complete with bubbles (this is important). When you're in the middle of a back rub and he has his eyes closed, dump a packet of that Rit dye powder into the water and quickly smooth bubbles over the area so he doesn't know the water is full of dye until! Until! It's Too Late!!" So awesome. I'll have to think up a prize for her.
  • Remember that chevy chase movie where he buys a house in the country and it all goes to crap? Remember the dog that they bought that instantly ran away and you would see it run by every now and then? That is what my rooster i owned for four minutes is doing. Every now and then i hear his cock-a-doodle do's and then see him go running by somewhere out in the woods. Crazy rooster.
  • Lost! Tonight! Although i'm not really feeling it lately it's still fun to watch. I totally have a crush on the junkie boy. So cute!
  • tomorrow? i dunno but they say it's going to snow!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Broom Girl February 16, 2006 at 12:25 am

Wasn’t that dog’s name “YELLOW DOG”? LOL

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Chair February 16, 2006 at 11:10 am

Woot! Another prize! You have no idea how much time I spent trying to think up the nastiest revenge I could so I could have a shot at winning a Jess-prize!!
I should go back and buy you that chicken calendar (re: my last post).

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Belinda February 16, 2006 at 1:30 pm

My barred-rock rooster was exactly the same! Eventually, he convinced all the hens to come with him. They faded in and out of the woods like phantoms. Remember that “Far Side” cartoon, “Chickens In The Mist?” That’s what we called them. I swear, if you spotted that rooster, and he saw you looking at him, he’d just slooooowly back away until he was invisible!

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wordgirl February 16, 2006 at 6:11 pm

I’ve yet to get caught up in “Lost”. Never even watched one episode. I’m SO behind. Ask me anything about Grey’s Anatomy or ER, though, and I’m THERE!

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Grammacello February 16, 2006 at 8:55 pm

Hi Jess, glad you are in a better space-if you really are… I so appreciated your comment a while back under the Shawn posting on my site, I have responded to you over there.It’s nice to talk about it with someone
How goes the booby saga tonight?

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