need germs? no problem

Yesterday in a continuation of germs as we know them Parker and Eliza woke up with the poops. I took it all in stride as i had an escape plan: board meeting 6:30pm!
At lunch Parker came to me with glassy eyes, snotty nose and rosy red cheeks and asked me to share my soup with him. I am a mother in love. How could i refuse? As i fed him a spoonful in between each of mine i carried on this conversation in my head:
left side – you are so totally getting sick!
right side – no! i am super-mom, germs can't break my super-barrier!
LS – you dumbass! stop eating off the same spoon! look at that snot!
RS – you can't feel love like i do. Look i would do anything for my children!
LS – dumbass. stop now!
RS – too late! all gone!
Before i went to my meeting i stopped at the grocery store to get some cookies to share because i am super-mom! Halfway through the store my tummy started to gurgle. Of course the rest you can guess. But ha! I'm fine today. And happy! Because i am super-mom!