Eliza has a cold.

Eliza has a cold. Parker has a cold. Ever since Eliza was 14 months old whenever she gets a cold she ends up in the hospital for cold-induced asthma. Parker had pneumonia twice last winter from a cold and ended up in the hospital both times.
Today Parker woke up wheezy and after a trip to the clinic we have started him on the nebulizer treatments of steroids. He is sleeping now and sounds terrible. I know i am going to end up at the hospital in the next 24 hours. I am feeling sorry for myself. I want to curl up in bed and stay there. I don't think i can face another fall/winter of this.
Of course i will, but it is so draining. I am feeling a downward spiral and i have to kick myself in the ass, pick myself up by my thong – ha! just kidding, no thongs or the requisite waxing that goes along with it for me. Pick myself up by my Jockey granny undies and perk up for damn sake.